(Gee, if I actually had the talent to pull these off, I could be a famous filk composer)
A filk on the old The Carpenters song "It's a Dirty Old Shame When All You Get From Love is a Love Song" entitled "It's a Dirty Old Shame When All You Get From a Con is a Filk Song." The only problem I can think off (besides what the lyrics should be) is the need to sneak an article into the title and main lyric of the original to make syntactic sense.
