One day I was out hunting fox
With Adam Smith, Ingles and Marx
So Marx offered me used socks
Of course now I have no idea if I really ever had a third and fourth line. I do have the impression that the third and fourth lines would have made made Marx offer of used socks inappropriate, and been a bit of a take on Marxism and communism.
So can anyone else think of what these lines might be? I won't be disappointed to learn that this is not original, since it is clearly something my subconscious dug up.